I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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