At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Houston, we have a blender
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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