i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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