so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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