I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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