Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i just google imaged poop.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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