Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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