Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
