I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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