Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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