I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
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