Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
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