i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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