Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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