Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
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