That's intense
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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