Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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