he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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