I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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