we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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