Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Come on in and take your pants off
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