Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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