i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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