Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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