girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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