Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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