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You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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