I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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