Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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