Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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