If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
she smelled like a LAN party
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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