He is an equal opportunity slut.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I just had sex on a roof
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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