would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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