I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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