I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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