Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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