normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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