using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I am midnight drunk by noon
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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