nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
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