i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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