I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
That accounts for only three of the penises
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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