I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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