We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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