O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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