just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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