i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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