Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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