took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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