Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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