Reggie can tackle my bush.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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